Wednesday, December 3, 2014

We've decked our halls!

If ever you're curious about how we deck our halls at ZimZim, you shan't wonder anymore. 

Do you have a Christmas stocking that your grandma made you with your name written in sparkly puff paint? Do you yearn for the opportunity to start a conversation with your Christmas stocking? If you're ready for a change, (and we think that you are) why not hang something that no on else has? 

Others advertise their religion on Christmas, why not advertise yours (or lack thereof)? I mean, who can argue about science on Jesus Christ's birthday??

Or, if you've got some naughty children who aren't threatened enough by the promise of coal, tell them the story of Krampus and the risk of being taken to his lair on Christmas. Hang this stocking as a friendly reminder to stop whining about getting the Frozen sing-a-long DVD.

You should never have to trim your tree with mundane colored balls. Everyone does that. We've got just the things to give your holiday a little more oomph and to really express yourself as the wonderful weirdo that you are.

Ornaments for the whole family! Unicorn, Bigfoot, and your favorite demonic children's figure, Krampus! We've got tons more where that came from; even some snowflake and reindeer ones if you like to stay on the safe side of things.

Hurry in before they're gone! Krampus is watching...

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