Sunday, December 21, 2014

The White Elephant Mecca

A very common phenomenon that occurs while shopping at ZimZim: finding things you never knew you needed.

A very common phenomenon that occurs while shopping at ZimZim during the holidays: finding the absolute perfect White Elephant gift. No matter the crowd, we have tons of ridiculous items that your party guests will be fighting over, swapping and stealing. Behold just a few of our favorite things:


Golden Girls koozies! Pick your favorite or even bring a set of four. These snowy-haired dames are sure to delight and keep that beer frosty cold.


Really random socks! The dino-santas were highly sought after at my White Elephant party, and if you're hangin' with the right people, they will be at yours too. These are just three examples of our great selection of knee-high socks for the whole family!


I'll bet your party guests can't think of SEVENTY-FIVE jello recipes off the top of their heads. I'll bet they can't even think of one (besides adding hot water to the powder stuff, of course). Get ready to get creative and "get the party started" with this wiggly and weird dessert. It's not just for people with dentures!


I'm assuming that your crazy Aunt Marilyn is coming to your White Elephant, and that she's been asked to leave her cats at home, please. You know she's got at least twelve of them, and that she loves them so much that she would be more than happy to have a hand soap that was scented like their butts. "Aww, look at their cute little tushies!" 

Since it's the holiday season, you can only assume that everyone at your party is stressed out and sleep deprived. Wrap this up with a bag of coffee beans and perhaps a bottle of Bailey's (if you're feeling extra nice) to kick-start your frazzled guests back into the humans you know they used to be. Also, we won't judge you if you need to steal this one back, in the end. Nobody knows who brings what, right?



Thursday, December 18, 2014

Manly Stocking Stuffers

It can be tough to find a scent your man will love and that won't take away from his manly man-ness. Keep that masculinity in check while smelling fresh with these three new soap scents at ZimZim!


For the man who can fix anything, can chop down firewood and knows how to "RUB SOME DIRT INNIT" when he misses the nail and hits his thumb, the "Woodsman" scent is sure to please.


For the gentleman who likes to retreat to the smoking room with his neat whiskey and cigar, the "Wood & Smoke" scent will capture his personality perfectly. 



 And for the guy with a taste for fine craft beers and fresh hops, the Northwest IPA is sure to thrill the senses. The only thing that would be better is if beer came out of the shower head! We think this is the next best thing.

Get one or all for only $6.50 each! Which personality type is your man?





Thursday, December 11, 2014

Burn Baby Burn


 Ryan Gosling
 Nicholas Cage
George Clooney

At Christmastime, some folks whip out their Gingerbread Snowball Fig Pudding Yankee Candles to give their homes a delicious holiday-themed smell. If you're used to living outside the norm yet are still looking for a way to have that ambient glow just in time for the holidays, then look no further!

All of your favorite celebrities are in all of their saintly glory! Get ready to start fan-girling over our Ryan Gosling candle, or rock out as David Bowie flickers in the moonlight. Let us pray and bow our heads to the beautiful people who make our lives better by entertaining us with movies or bad decisions leaked to the media.

Come get 'em while they're hot! $19.95

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

We've decked our halls!

If ever you're curious about how we deck our halls at ZimZim, you shan't wonder anymore. 

Do you have a Christmas stocking that your grandma made you with your name written in sparkly puff paint? Do you yearn for the opportunity to start a conversation with your Christmas stocking? If you're ready for a change, (and we think that you are) why not hang something that no on else has? 

Others advertise their religion on Christmas, why not advertise yours (or lack thereof)? I mean, who can argue about science on Jesus Christ's birthday??

Or, if you've got some naughty children who aren't threatened enough by the promise of coal, tell them the story of Krampus and the risk of being taken to his lair on Christmas. Hang this stocking as a friendly reminder to stop whining about getting the Frozen sing-a-long DVD.


You should never have to trim your tree with mundane colored balls. Everyone does that. We've got just the things to give your holiday a little more oomph and to really express yourself as the wonderful weirdo that you are.


Ornaments for the whole family! Unicorn, Bigfoot, and your favorite demonic children's figure, Krampus! We've got tons more where that came from; even some snowflake and reindeer ones if you like to stay on the safe side of things.

Hurry in before they're gone! Krampus is watching...
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