Tuesday, December 15, 2015

12 Days of Xmas at ZimZim

On the first day of Christmas, ZimZim gave to me...

1. Star Wars Sweatshirt

Looking for something to wear to The Force Awakens
 $32.50

2. Christmas Tree Earrings 

Show everyone you're excited about Christmas in a       tasteful way.
 $16.50

3. Homies Baking 


Nothing says gangster like homemade cookies.
 $12.50 

4. Fucking Coasters

At the end of a long day, all you want to say is "Fuck It" (with a frosty beer, of course).
 $31.50

5. GOLDEN RIIIIINGS

Golden understated chic.
 $8.50-$12.00

6. Bigfoots a'walkin'

You and Bigfoot are wearing a scarf at the same time!  
$21.00

7. Crazy Cat Ladies


Dress her up in all the hottest fashions, including onesie pajamas! 
 $18.00

8. Santaur Six-Packs

Santa has never been this ripped.

9. Mac 'n Cheese Cookbooks

 Gluten + dairy 4 ever!

10. Zombies Walking


 For your friend who always insisted Glenn was still alive.

11. Snowflakes Hanging


Look closely and you'll see these aren't regular snowflakes.

 12. Dog Fanatics


For your friend who can't walk past a dog without petting it...



...and a partridge in a pear tree. 

 



 

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Top 10 Christmas Card Picks

It's time to send out those Christmas cards so your friends don't think you don't love them anymore! If you're looking for generic "Ho ho hos" and "Peace on earths," look elsewhere. Here are some hysterical cards to keep this Christmas spicy (in no particular order--all cards are created equal).

 

1. For your friend with #squadgoals

 Who doesn't want a little Tay-tay inspired holiday cheer?

 

2. For your friend who Instagrams at #PDX

 You know the type; they would never miss the chance to show off all of their fancy holiday vacations on Insta. Or maybe they're just going to Wisconsin, IDK.

 

3. For your friend who doesn't live in Portland (loser)

My city is prettier than your city!

 

4. For your friend who PITIES THE FOO'...

...who doesn't love Christmas.

 

5. For your friend whose cat is an asshole

And you swear every time you come over, he looks at you like he's plotting to kill you. 

 

6. For your friend who's a little too excited about Christmas

 
OMG TURN OFF THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC, IT'S BEEN 4 HOURS.

 

7. For your friend who's single (you're welcome)

Because she's a lady who should be treated right.

 

8. For your friend who will live long and prosper

They're a nerd, but you love them anyway.

 

9. For your friend who is OVER IT

Is it December 26th yet?

10. For your friend whose tree will definitely fall down

Poor little ornament didn't even stand a chance.


There's more where that came from! We're open 7 days a week so you can get that Christmas shopping DONE.

Sunday, December 6, 2015

CALLING ALL TREKKIES

We'll be the first to admit that we don't know all the character names in the Star Trek franchise, and that sometimes we accidentally say, "Star Wars" instead of "Star Trek" (blasphemy). But our Trekkie-sense is adequate enough to know that the following items are MUST-HAVES for any fan this holiday season. 

"BEAM ME UP SCOTTY"


For the classy Trekkie: gorgeous bamboo cutting board with USS Enterprise Lineage etched into wood. We've got coasters, too. | $32.50

"LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"



For the stocking stuffers: enamel Spock (RIP) pins for your hat, purse, shirt, etc. | $9.50 ea.

"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"



For the Trekkie in denial that it's almost 2016: start the year off right and remind yourself every day what it means to be a die-hard fan | $14.95

"TO BOLDLY GO..."

 

 For the Trekkie who considers it a religion: light a candle and say a prayer to the Star Trek gods. They should be worshiped accordingly. | $19.95
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