Saturday, December 3, 2016

Top Ten Christmas Cards - 2016

It's that time of the year again: time to round up our fave cards to send to your friends, coworkers, parents, cat, WHOEVER! It was a tough choice as usual, but somehow we managed to choose AND even let you know who to send them to. Here we go!

1. For your friend who drove to Seattle to see Queen Bey:

 

And constantly slays the day.

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

It's beginning to look a lot like...

OMG CHRISTMAS! Things are happening at the shop right now...we have so much stuff that we don't even know where to put everything! Come and shop at ZimZim for all of the wonderful weirdos on your list for the holidays. We have all the things!



Thursday, November 3, 2016

Good Things Come in Big Packages

Every day is like Christmas now at ZimZim. We're getting tons of exciting packages in each day and can't wait to rip them open and see what goodies are inside! Come by and ch-check it out.

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

We Gonna Rock Down to Electric Avenue

Shit is hitting the electric fan with all of the drama between Thomas Edison and Nicola Tesla! There's nothing like a juicy Victorian scandal about electricity to get us amped (heh heh). Mr. Tesla may not have gotten the recognition he deserved for his improvements to electricity back then, but it's never too late to be appreciated! If you have no idea what we're talking about, be sure to check out this very scientific analysis of the whole situation here. Geek out and show your allegiance to Mr. Tesla with one of many new items with his namesake in the shop now!

1. Tesla's Experimints 



You don't want your breath to be stinky while you're in the lab. 
| $3.50 |

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Dirty/Clean

"Are these dirty or clean?" 
"Dunno, is there still cheese crusted on the bowls from my Easy Mac?"

Having trouble remembering whether or not your dishwasher's dishes are dirty or clean? Not to worry! We've got the forces of good and evil to help you out with these new dishwasher magnets.

1. Childhood Heroes - Mr. Rogers & Pee-wee Herman

Nothing's worse than when your childhood hero turns out to be a certified creeper. It's all your fault you're on the dirty side of this magnet, Pee-wee Herman. Thank God Mr. Rogers is here to keep you in your place.

Sunday, July 17, 2016

Coloring: It's Not Just For Kids

You had a lot of practice coloring inside the lines as a kid, isn't it time you put those skills to good use? We've got a wide assortment of adult coloring books for the young at heart, or for those who just need something to keep their hands busy. Those Game of Thrones episodes get pretty intense and you're going to need a mindless task to calm you down.

Hot Dudes 


| $9.99 |

Now's your chance to create the perfect man. Give him purple hair, a tat with your name in a heart, whatever floats your boat. 

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Top 10 Father's Day Cards

Dads. How would we ever feel guilty for not checking our oil enough without them? Thanks to dads, we have Dad Bods, Dad Jokes, and, most importantly, DILFs of Disneyland. Let's help celebrate the invention of dads with some fantastically awesome Father's Day cards that will help show that you care without getting too mushy. Father's Day is June 19th; hurry over and find a card before the good ones are gone!

1. For the dad who's taught you a thing or two:


You'll probably still call him to borrow his drill/power saw/entire tool kit since you can't be bothered to get your own.

Monday, May 16, 2016

We're Hiring!

We're in need of a part-time retail sales person with mad display skills!  Fun, quirky, creative environment, awesome merchandise, and amazing customers to play with all day. Saucy personality a plus! Position will be Saturdays, 11-7.

Bring your resume by the shop so we can meet ya! 144 NE 28th Ave. We're open Mon-Sat 11-7, and Sun 11-6.





Saturday, April 16, 2016

Top 10 Mother's Day Cards

Mother's Day is May 8th, and it's never too early to pick out the perfect card for the woman who birthed you. We've got tons of options for all types of moms...find your perfect match here!

1. For the mom who's gotten you through tough times:

 She taught you what retail therapy was.


Sunday, April 10, 2016

How to Be A Happy Camper

If you live in Oregon, we're guessing that all this beautiful weather has probably got you thinking about camping. Everyone knows that the most essential item to take on a camping trip is booze (followed by food, sleeping bag, tent, etc.). If you're looking for the perfect container in which to hold your beloved D.O.C. (drink of choice), we've got plenty of options so you never go thirsty.

Nothing says camping like a PBR in a tin mug! If you're too young for beer, opt for the mini version, perfect for apple juice.
| $14.50-$16.95 |

Never have words been so true. For those who need a larger cup for their beloved beverage. 
| $14.50 |


If beer isn't strong enough to get you near a tent in the wilderness, why not opt for a little whiskey (it'll keep the spiders away!)? Your cocktail makin' tools will blend right in with the rest of the camping supplies.
| Flask: $24.50 | Cocktail shaker: $34.95 |

Combine these socks with your beer blanket to keep those toes extra warm in the great out-of-doors. Perfect for stargazing, mountain climbing, or catching a glimpse of Big Foot.
| $10.00 |

You've got your campfire, your marshmallows, your beer, your friends, what more could you want? You're just a happy camper.
| $26.50 |

Happy camping! BRB, gonna go daydream about summer...

Sunday, March 13, 2016

These Star Wars Leggings Are All You Need

Who doesn't want a little Harrison Ford on their thigh? These Star Wars leggings just arrived in the shop today and they are EVERYTHING. They come in AT-AT, too. Your force will always be strong when you look like a complete bad ass.


Leggings | $29.95

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Moonlight for Violet

We're a little bit obsessed with these new studs from Moonlight for Violet, an adorable geometric jewelry brand out of Toronto. It's almost stressful how many cute color combos we have in the shop right now...some sparkly; some simple, bold, and bright. These three faves are only the beginning; come by and dig through our little bowl of Moonlight goodness!



$22.50

Sunday, February 28, 2016

Feel the Bern!

Looking for some creative ways to show your flamin', Bernin' love? ZimZim is here to help you out with all of your left-wing endeavors. More Bern merch to come in the next couple of weeks, so check back for updates!

 Prayer Candle | $19.95


This candle has magical powers: light it up before bed and say a prayer: "Dear Bernie Sanders Gods, I will 100% move to Canada if Trump wins this election. And never speak to you again. Love, a sincerely concerned citizen." After your prayer, if you listen VERY closely, you may hear a faint gust of wind in the distance...
Don't be alarmed! It just means the magic is working! BERN BABY, BERN!

 Bernie Earring Studs | $12.00


Nothing is quite as comforting as having Mr. Sanders on your earlobes. Is there really anything else to say about this?

Bernie Pin | $10.00


A classic campaign staple, one can never go wrong with the Bernie Sanders enamel pin. Wear it to Bernie rallies, grocery stores, hipster bars, or, if you're feeling really brave, to your slightly racist grandma's house for a family dinner. Warning: uncomfortable political conversations may ensue. Exercise with caution.

Sorry, Grandma.


 


Monday, February 15, 2016

It's Trendy to Hate People

How to Know if You're an Introvert

1. You get the nerve to join a club or activity, then make up an excuse as to why you definitely shouldn't go.


Can't we all just agree that it would be better to not talk to people today?  $24.50

2.You feel personally offended when the barista is extra cheerful towards you at 7:30 am on a Tuesday.

Should've made that coffee at home... | $16.50

3. The only "people" who are acceptable to hang out with are animals. If you ever find yourself at a party (unlikely), you meet Winston the cat and chill with him all night.


"He's just the only one here who gets me." | $9.50

4. You would rather spend the day lying in bed with a good book than interact with actual people. Sometimes, even the sun's presence disturbs your solitude.



Okay, maybe you're just a little hungover from spending all night drinking whiskey with Winston. Either way, all introverts will relate to Matt Cole's adult rendition of Good Night Moon. | $12.00

5. Some days you wake up with new hope in humanity and think, "Maybe I'll talk to someone today."


 Then, a complete stranger on the street says, "You should smile!" And all hope is vanquished.

Pick up your introvert gear at ZimZim! We'll know not to make awkward chit-chat when you check out. Cashier worst-fear for introverts: "So what do you have planned for the rest of your day?" AHHHRGH!
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