Sunday, February 28, 2016

Feel the Bern!

Looking for some creative ways to show your flamin', Bernin' love? ZimZim is here to help you out with all of your left-wing endeavors. More Bern merch to come in the next couple of weeks, so check back for updates!

 Prayer Candle | $19.95

This candle has magical powers: light it up before bed and say a prayer: "Dear Bernie Sanders Gods, I will 100% move to Canada if Trump wins this election. And never speak to you again. Love, a sincerely concerned citizen." After your prayer, if you listen VERY closely, you may hear a faint gust of wind in the distance...
Don't be alarmed! It just means the magic is working! BERN BABY, BERN!

 Bernie Earring Studs | $12.00

Nothing is quite as comforting as having Mr. Sanders on your earlobes. Is there really anything else to say about this?

Bernie Pin | $10.00

A classic campaign staple, one can never go wrong with the Bernie Sanders enamel pin. Wear it to Bernie rallies, grocery stores, hipster bars, or, if you're feeling really brave, to your slightly racist grandma's house for a family dinner. Warning: uncomfortable political conversations may ensue. Exercise with caution.

Sorry, Grandma.


Monday, February 15, 2016

It's Trendy to Hate People

How to Know if You're an Introvert

1. You get the nerve to join a club or activity, then make up an excuse as to why you definitely shouldn't go.

Can't we all just agree that it would be better to not talk to people today?  $24.50

2.You feel personally offended when the barista is extra cheerful towards you at 7:30 am on a Tuesday.

Should've made that coffee at home... | $16.50

3. The only "people" who are acceptable to hang out with are animals. If you ever find yourself at a party (unlikely), you meet Winston the cat and chill with him all night.

"He's just the only one here who gets me." | $9.50

4. You would rather spend the day lying in bed with a good book than interact with actual people. Sometimes, even the sun's presence disturbs your solitude.

Okay, maybe you're just a little hungover from spending all night drinking whiskey with Winston. Either way, all introverts will relate to Matt Cole's adult rendition of Good Night Moon. | $12.00

5. Some days you wake up with new hope in humanity and think, "Maybe I'll talk to someone today."

 Then, a complete stranger on the street says, "You should smile!" And all hope is vanquished.

Pick up your introvert gear at ZimZim! We'll know not to make awkward chit-chat when you check out. Cashier worst-fear for introverts: "So what do you have planned for the rest of your day?" AHHHRGH!
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