Monday, February 15, 2016

It's Trendy to Hate People

How to Know if You're an Introvert

1. You get the nerve to join a club or activity, then make up an excuse as to why you definitely shouldn't go.

Can't we all just agree that it would be better to not talk to people today?  $24.50

2.You feel personally offended when the barista is extra cheerful towards you at 7:30 am on a Tuesday.

Should've made that coffee at home... | $16.50

3. The only "people" who are acceptable to hang out with are animals. If you ever find yourself at a party (unlikely), you meet Winston the cat and chill with him all night.

"He's just the only one here who gets me." | $9.50

4. You would rather spend the day lying in bed with a good book than interact with actual people. Sometimes, even the sun's presence disturbs your solitude.

Okay, maybe you're just a little hungover from spending all night drinking whiskey with Winston. Either way, all introverts will relate to Matt Cole's adult rendition of Good Night Moon. | $12.00

5. Some days you wake up with new hope in humanity and think, "Maybe I'll talk to someone today."

 Then, a complete stranger on the street says, "You should smile!" And all hope is vanquished.

Pick up your introvert gear at ZimZim! We'll know not to make awkward chit-chat when you check out. Cashier worst-fear for introverts: "So what do you have planned for the rest of your day?" AHHHRGH!


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