1. For your friend who drove to Seattle to see Queen Bey:
2. For your friend who was deeply disturbed by that clown thing that happened this year:
Seriously, WTF was that??
3. For your friend who's slightly religious:
Maybe they go to church on Christmas Day but they don't, like, pray before bed or anything.
4. For your friend who dressed up as Drake for Halloween:
And who fondly remembers his Degrassi days.
5. For your friend who made some questionable choices this year:
And has been very, very naughty.
6. For your friend who would rather watch a slasher movie on Christmas:
I mean, if a stranger breaking into your home via the chimney and eating your cookies isn't scary, I don't know what is.
7. For your friend who already has tickets to the new Star Wars movie:
We always have all you Star Wars fans covered here.
8. For your coworker who collects dinosaur figurines at their desk:
And appreciates a good dinosaur pun.
9. What your cat will probably get you:
Don't expect much more than that.
10. For Grandma and Grandpa who live out of town and are always asking you to write more:
And who might need a more, ahem, traditional card.
There's much more where that came from! Hurry by before all the good ones are gone.