Prayer Candle | $19.95
This candle has magical powers: light it up before bed and say a prayer: "Dear Bernie Sanders Gods, I will 100% move to Canada if Trump wins this election. And never speak to you again. Love, a sincerely concerned citizen." After your prayer, if you listen VERY closely, you may hear a faint gust of wind in the distance...
Don't be alarmed! It just means the magic is working! BERN BABY, BERN!
Bernie Earring Studs | $12.00
Nothing is quite as comforting as having Mr. Sanders on your earlobes. Is there really anything else to say about this?
Bernie Pin | $10.00
A classic campaign staple, one can never go wrong with the Bernie Sanders enamel pin. Wear it to Bernie rallies, grocery stores, hipster bars, or, if you're feeling really brave, to your slightly racist grandma's house for a family dinner. Warning: uncomfortable political conversations may ensue. Exercise with caution.