Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Towels for Thought

There's nothing like having some nice reading material while you're going to the bathroom, amirite? For only $12.50, you can have that bathroom reading material along with some a) solid life advice from Buddha; b) kind and encouraging words within the wreath of a delightful floral print; or c) a friendly reminder to your house party guests that you don't want things to get (too) weird tonight.

It's a tough choice between these three glorious options -- luckily these absorbent little hand cloths are so cheap you don't have to choose!



Thursday, March 23, 2017

Frankie's Revenge

These Trump & Putin cat toys are kitty-approved! Hand 'em over to your ferocious felines and they'll know exactly what to do. No need to be gentle with these two: ripping to shreds is strongly encouraged!

Frankie: plotting his next move

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Not My President's Day

If President's Day has got you down this year, we know the perfect way to make you feel a little better. Introducing Dumps for Trump, our new stock of doggie poop bags featuring the moronic mug of The Commander in Cheeto Faces. Make poop time the best time with these delightful little baggies, available in 3 packs or with a handy dandy dispenser. Let's get poopin' and resist!


Saturday, February 11, 2017

Doin' V-Day Right

We're on Instagram! Follow us (@zimzimpdx) to see super awesome posts about new stuff in the store, like these little pretties from Luscious Jewelry. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, but there's still time to pick up something special from our large selection of cute (and affordable!) jewelry. We're also right next door to Alma Chocolate's, where you can score some MAJOR bonus points by adding delicious Valentine's chocolate to your jewelry gift. Card? Check. Jewels? Check. Chocolate? Check. DONE & DONE.

Heart necklaces and earrings, $24.50 each

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

*Heart Eyes Emoji*

With Valentine's Day around the corner, we know you're either excited and googley-eyed, indifferent, or have a hot date with a Crunch Wrap Supreme. If your journey on February 14th is the kind where you need to get a gift for someone to make them feel loved, then we've got you. The following will cover all kinds of gifts and their perfect card pairing, no matter the stage of your relationship. It's like wine and cheese, mac and cheese, bread and cheese, cheese and...everything. What were we talking about?

For the person you've been living with for 2.5 years:


The honeymoon stage is over and you're really starting to know the person you've chosen to co-habitate with for the disgusting slob they really are.

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