Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Not My President's Day

If President's Day has got you down this year, we know the perfect way to make you feel a little better. Introducing Dumps for Trump, our new stock of doggie poop bags featuring the moronic mug of The Commander in Cheeto Faces. Make poop time the best time with these delightful little baggies, available in 3 packs or with a handy dandy dispenser. Let's get poopin' and resist this shit!


Saturday, February 11, 2017

Doin' V-Day Right

We're on Instagram! Follow us (@zimzimpdx) to see super awesome posts about new stuff in the store, like these little pretties from Luscious Jewelry. Valentine's Day is right around the corner, but there's still time to pick up something special from our large selection of cute (and affordable!) jewelry. We're also right next door to Alma Chocolate's, where you can score some MAJOR bonus points by adding delicious Valentine's chocolate to your jewelry gift. Card? Check. Jewels? Check. Chocolate? Check. DONE & DONE.

Heart necklaces and earrings, $24.50 each

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

*Heart Eyes Emoji*

With Valentine's Day around the corner, we know you're either excited and googley-eyed, indifferent, or have a hot date with a Crunch Wrap Supreme. If your journey on February 14th is the kind where you need to get a gift for someone to make them feel loved, then we've got you. The following will cover all kinds of gifts and their perfect card pairing, no matter the stage of your relationship. It's like wine and cheese, mac and cheese, bread and cheese, cheese and...everything. What were we talking about?

For the person you've been living with for 2.5 years:


The honeymoon stage is over and you're really starting to know the person you've chosen to co-habitate with for the disgusting slob they really are.

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